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Remember all the times you told someone an idea and
they replied with a charming sarcastic chuckle, "Yeah, that'll
happen... When pigs fly!!!"
Well now they do!!! And you can
rub it in their faces!!! Well maybe not right in their faces, because
this four inch long by three inch tall solid iron oinker might hurt a
little. In fact it would probably be put to better use as a gift to
anyone who accomplished something nobody ever thought he or she would.
What's that? You don't know anyone who ever
accomplished anything? Then ham it up on your own desk, table or
mantle as a paperweight or decorative accent that will be the envy of
all your friends and colleagues.
We know what you're thinking,
"But will it fly away?" No worries!!!
Despite its nearly two inch wingspan,
this hefty one pound hamhock has left his flying days behind him. |